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a man walks into a bar.....

2006-11-18 10:15:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"The big woman replies,
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!

2006-11-18 10:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by foureyesslim 2 · 3 1

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down a monkey swings across the bar and pisses in the pint. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piana player and says "Do you know your
monkey pissed in my beer?" The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it I'll play it."

2006-11-18 18:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The bar attacks him

2006-11-18 18:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by leena 4 · 2 0

And bet the landlord a pint that his D*ck was longer than the cats tail who was lying on the end of the bar. "your on mate," said thee landlord and went off to get a tape measure. He came back and measured the cats tail."It's nine inches " he told the punter, "so you owe me a couple of pints. "Hang on a minute", said the punter. "Where did you measure it's tail from". " well from his a*se" said the landlord, "right", said the punter, "then measure mine the same".

2006-11-18 19:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A blind man walks into a bar and- "OW!" He says. "All i wanted was a beer or 2."

2006-11-18 18:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0 0

with a penguin, The penguin says to the barman, "have ya seen me Dad in here tonight" and the barman says"no why what does he look like"

2006-11-18 18:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1 0

...with a dead Giraffe under his arm, he drops it on the floor and orders a pint of lager. The barman says "Oi, you cant leave that lyin there!"
and the man says "It's not a lion, Its a Giraffe

2006-11-18 18:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

twenty minutes later he woke up in hospital with a splitting headache

2006-11-18 19:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and the barman says, "oi thats my bar you just walked into" lol lol lol

2006-11-18 18:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by jay 2 · 1 0

I've heard this one before

2006-11-18 22:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 0 0

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