A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
2006-11-18 10:03:28 · 14 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so youve met my wife
2006-11-18 11:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by des k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I heard that joke in spanish the first time.
It was a little different. It had to do with Tarzan washing his loin cloth by hand. It's funnier in spanish. But I still chuckled at this one.
2006-11-18 18:06:39 · answer #2 · answered by ¡Free Love! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V funny.
Me thinks Wilma somewhat pulling your leg guys. Kinda funny if you're twisted.....Hmm kinda' preaching to the converted here aren't I.
Keep up the quality jokes. They are appreciated.
2006-11-18 18:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One should always wash delicate items by hand !
2006-11-19 13:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee! Excellent!
2006-11-18 18:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eew...lol...
It's nice that you'd put a joke on here for one person, but she doesn't seem to get it.
2006-11-18 18:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never leaved door open it leeked, mi brother friend he come found and fix me. Why you put on news?
2006-11-18 18:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by mysquello 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO thats funny
2006-11-18 18:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that made me smile.
2006-11-18 18:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by michelle p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how funny!
2006-11-18 18:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by CRYSTAL S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋