Lady walks into the Red Lion, leans across the bar to the barman and motions to him to bring his face close to hers. The barman comes up close and she murmurs "Are you the manager?"
"No." says the barman "He's out the back."
The lady runs her fingers through his hair and down the side of his cheek. She lets two fingers trace the outline of his jaw and puts them in this mouth so he can suck them gently. Then she leans real close to the barman's face and huskily whispers "Tell him he needs some toilet roll in the ladies."
2006-11-18
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