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Lady walks into the Red Lion, leans across the bar to the barman and motions to him to bring his face close to hers. The barman comes up close and she murmurs "Are you the manager?"
"No." says the barman "He's out the back."

The lady runs her fingers through his hair and down the side of his cheek. She lets two fingers trace the outline of his jaw and puts them in this mouth so he can suck them gently. Then she leans real close to the barman's face and huskily whispers "Tell him he needs some toilet roll in the ladies."

2006-11-18 10:02:45 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

ewwww...

2006-11-18 10:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0 0

Its closed down in Maharashtra and karnataka and the clarification is that those places are meant to be encouraging illicit sexual encounters that's against our IPC. additionally extremely a brilliant sort of criminal activities have been linked with those bars.

2016-10-04 02:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by wheelwright 4 · 0 0

Nice

2006-11-18 10:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by Butt 6 · 1 0

I never seen a red lion, had he escape form zoo? Is ladie lion needing bottom wiped?

2006-11-18 10:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by mysquello 2 · 0 1

LOL Yuk,i'll be telling that one.

2006-11-18 10:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Brownsuger 2 · 0 0

Ha! I've heard that one! Pretty good! :)

2006-11-18 10:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0 0

Mind if I borrow?

2006-11-18 11:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 0 0

thats good, and that poor man

2006-11-18 10:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

reli wow!

2006-11-18 10:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by xhnhx 2 · 0 0

YUCK! gross! but good one

2006-11-18 11:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0 0

lol, good one

2006-11-18 10:12:55 · answer #11 · answered by girlygirl 2 · 0 0

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