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once I've seen on a monster truck "i'm the boss" in big letters and in the bottom it said "I asked my wife and she said it was o.k.

2006-11-18 09:57:58 · 29 answers · asked by girlygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!"

2006-11-18 10:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Retrodvs 3 · 10 0

Mean people suck on a bumper sticker

Some A@#hole stole my support ribbon, on a magnetic support ribbon

If I throw a stick will you Go away? on a bumper sticker

Democrats are sexy, whoever heard of a good piece of elephant?
( Not that I necessarily agree)

2006-11-18 10:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Angy FFRTFC 2 · 0 0

It was in really small letters that said. The only way you could read this is if you've crashed into me.

2006-11-18 10:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by juan_two_345 2 · 2 0

private plate was ( was his ) it was on a merc amg 55 being driven by a middle age woman that must of taken her husband to the cleaners i.e. got the car and the money

2006-11-18 10:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by keithkinkead 1 · 0 0

1 on a police car :
somewhere there is a village missing an idiot
and 1 on mine :
dont piss me off im running out of places to hide the bodies :)

2006-11-18 10:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by angela s 2 · 0 0

I have one that says "My kid beat up your honor student." My fiance has one that says "Yes this is my truck, no I won't help you move." I also saw one that said "Guns kill people like a fork made Oprah fat!"

2006-11-18 14:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0 0

The first one i remember ever seeing was on my mom's car... it said "My other car is a broom"

My truck has one that says "I'm going Nuckin' Futs"

2006-11-18 09:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by thehutch86 2 · 2 0

It wasn't a bumper sticker, But a liscense plate that read:
HEADOFU

2006-11-18 10:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Gramms 4 · 1 1

Lol.. one said, "Who are you and why are you reading my bumper sticker??" It was funny, and then there was one that said, "I'm going Nucking Futs!!"

2006-11-18 10:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0 0

not the funniest but one i see all the time.
'if you can read this, i can slam my brakes and sue the pants off of you'

2006-11-18 10:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by Jessicat 3 · 1 0

I didn't see this personally; someone else in my English class did and was telling the class about it.
"68: you do me, I owe you one."

2006-11-18 10:10:28 · answer #11 · answered by Cherry 2 · 0 0

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