A pastor was addressing the children during the Christmas service. "Who is the mother of Jesus?" he asked them. Without hesitation, dozens of tiny voices chorused back "Mary."
"That's right. Now who can tell me who is the father of Jesus?" There was quiet and fidgeting. After all, no one told them there was going to be a quiz.
Then a young girl spoke up. With assurance, she boldly announced: "I know. It's Virg."
After two more seconds of silence the entire community erupted in laughter. Of course - we all know it was Virg 'n Mary.
2006-11-18 08:27:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mav think Endora silly today!!!
2006-11-18 08:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and God all went on the Maury show and he came out with the DNA test and said: In the case of little baby jesus, God: you are NOT the Father".
Everyone in the audience went nuts
2006-11-18 22:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by jedisaurus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Now the birth of Christ was as follows: After His mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Spirit"-Matt.1:18. "Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and they shall call His name Immanuel, which is translated, God with us"-Is.7:14. "But while he thought about these things, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying,'Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take to you Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit"-Matt.1:20."And behold, you will conceive in tour womb and bring forth a Son, and shall call His name Jesus. He will be great, and will be called the Son of the Most High; and the Lord God will give Him the throne of His father David"-Lk.1:31,32.
2006-11-18 16:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by utuseclocal483 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice - lol - but you know that since Jesus is god he is his own father and conceived himself, sacrificed himself, don't you? That also means he impregnated his mother Mary before he was born - was both god and a fetus during that nine months, and was still able to tell who was naughty and who was nice. Remarkable being, ain't he?
2006-11-18 16:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hee Hee Hee.
2006-11-18 16:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
*gasp* A joke with heavy religious reference.....wow.....but, honestly, it was kinda lame and us religious types have had all the jokes told to us. Whats next!
2006-11-18 16:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't think I would mess with Jesus. "Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord". Tsk Tsk
2006-11-18 16:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by SusieDarling 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
of course he's not Jesus's father because Mary can't get laid by an ivisible man
haha
2006-11-18 16:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by Alterna 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I love your cheesy jokes LOL
2006-11-18 16:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Just Wondering 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm not a christian, but that was a pretty lame joke.
2006-11-18 16:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋