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The class trip

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

"No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."

2006-11-18 08:10:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

did you really do that?

2006-11-18 08:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0 0

That's a 7 on a scale of 1-10. Thanks.

2006-11-18 08:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by seek_fulfill 4 · 0 0

Lol!!!!not bad

2006-11-18 08:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0 0

lucky guy, i wish a teacher would jerk me off

2006-11-18 08:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

lucky guy.

2006-11-18 08:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0 0

its OK

2006-11-18 08:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0 0

LOL

2006-11-18 08:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by Morpheus 2 · 0 0

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