Does my pregnant mother In-law and pregnant wife want to harm me ?

Question

I got my mother inlaw pregnant at the same time as my wife , her daughter .They are both 7months pregnant . I told my wife last week about my fling with her Mum and she is very excited that they are both expecting my children . They are very happy and say they cannot wait to give birth . I am shell shocked . My wife even bought me a new pair of trousers and her mum bought me a shirt. Help , am i in a trap ?

Answer 1

Ok as I reread your question so I completely re-edited my answer... I found that the wife actually knows you knocked up mum lmao...oh man this is one for the jerry springer show lol...my question is does mum know you knocked up her daughter?..* of course she does...she's your wife...oh man I am in awe of you man...you are a god dude lmao...I love this new openness and acceptance in relationships...you know where this is leading don't you?..a threesome w/ mum an the wife...and if theyre both hot who cares? right?...lmao...ok there's another possibility you might not have considered...now just work w/ me on this...what if........mum an the bird are in on something behind your back you lucky bloke?...what if they have a relationship going that they are insecure about bringing you in on because theyre affraid of you knowing/rejecting them or possibly this because this is a big step in moral chain of command as accepted by modern society lmao...you rule man...I will make an altar to you and your birds lmao...

Answer 2

If you are 'shell-shocked', what reaction were you expecting? Sounds to me like you are looking for a way out of your responsibilities. Seems to me that you were looking for your marching orders. That didn't come. Now you seem to be trying to shock people like me into telling you to 'cut-and-run'. Can't you make your own mind up? If you want the true answer to your question, I would say that you should face up to your actions and prepare for raising and maintaining your two 'mothers and babies' for at least the next 20 years. I hope you are earning good money. You are going to need it. It is possible that you may be trapped, but don't you deserve to be, considering what you have done?

Now that I have given you the answer you didn't want to hear, are you going to dismiss it, and keep asking the question to different people in different ways until you hear someone say, run . . and keep running . . . and don't look back.

There is another possible side to the coin. On reflection I was thinking, if you are a bit loaded, (well-off financially), it is not beyond the boundary of possibilities that you may be getting stitched-up. I have heard of cases where an older woman seduces a wealthy man, marries him, then her daughter from a previous liaison seduces him. She 'finds out', divorces him, and mother and daughter walk off with a healthy settllement.

OK. Now I have given you two possible scenarios. Which is truth and which is fantasy is up to you to decide. Or, maybe your bank balance will decide.

I'm sorry if I have deepened your quandry, but every story has three sides. Your side, his/her/their side, and the right side.
I wish you well in your quest to find out which is which.

Allan.

Answer 3

You Are Disgusting, Cheating On Your Wife With Her Mother?... Pig! All I Can Say Is That They Better Be Putting You In A Trap Because If They Are Not They Are Unbelievably Stupid!

Answer 4

Whoever said you can't have your cake and eat it too, was obvioulsy full of poop huh?

I guess the question is..

Does your wife and motherinlaw suffer from a mental condition, or are they both really retarded enough to think that this situation is okay, and moreso, a safe environment to raise children in? I mean, what are you going to tell your children

Answer 5

Well the truth is, whether they are trying to kill you or not is not really the major concern. the fact that you are pukingly disgusting, going to hell and are clearly a loser and a hick or a loser and a hood dweller, as are probably the mother and daughter tag teamers, in my humble opinion, should be your major concern. :-)

Perhaps you could try to get a double wide trailer so that you wont keep bumping into every woman that lives in the trailer with you. Oh, you live in the projects, well, then i suggest that you try to get one of those Section 8 waivers to accomodate your growing family. :-) Glad I could help:-)

Answer 6

I'm having trouble believing this is true. Assuming it is, you are going to have to decide what the hell to tell these kids. It will screw them up seriously to know that they are have both a cousin relationship and and uncle/nephew relationship. Put another way, you have fathered you wife's half-sibling. I would seek professional help, in all honesty.

If this really is happening to you, then I wish you the best, for the sake of those kids. If you are just trying to be funny, then God help your sick soul.

Answer 7

Well, I think most would concur that you are in a more interesting situation. It is possible that both women are happy with the situation. It could be possible that your new clothing will be worn in court as you are divorced and then subject to child support for both children. I can imagine that your holiday family events will be interesting.

Answer 8

Yes, they both want to harm you. They have an evil plan up their maternity sleeves. They plan to jam your head between their pregnant bellies and squash your head like a beer can. Serves you right, keep it in your trousers next time!

Answer 9

so you 2 kids are going to be siblings as well as niece/nephew and aunty/uncle? you have ruined you kids lives before they are born, do you realise how psychologically damaged they will be?
the way you asked your question sounds to me like your proud of what you have done!
what was the mother in law thinking sleeping with her daughters husband? she must have been desperate, and you deserve to be killed so don't come on here looking for sympathy because they might "want to harm you".

you deserve all your going to get!!

Answer 10

Maybe, thats kinda weird for you to cheat on your wife for her mother and then they both become pregnant, and they are ok with it. Boy I would be careful if I was you.
But then again they might be wierd and it really is ok. Your sick anyways.