If you have a pulse
If you have brain activity
If you can make yourself ask a stupid question on the Internet
If you can breath
There are more(a lot more I can add) but I don’t want to waste my time on this.
2006-11-18 07:40:32
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answer #1
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answered by zaybix 2
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Hold a mirror in front of your mouth-if it fogs up your still alive-if not you might want to see the local Dr. or maybe the mortician=)
2006-11-18 15:38:32
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answered by Anonymous
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You can't be dead , because you truely wouldn't know if you were alive or not. When you die , you bever know it , you cannot process the thought that you died. There is no after life or soul , so in fact you are still alive .
2006-11-18 15:38:10
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answered by DEADGONE 4
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When you wake in the morning, stick your elbows out sideways. If they are not touching wood you are alive!
2006-11-18 15:47:07
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answered by Look on the bright side. 5
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I hope you linger in limbo forever and never know if you are dead or alive.
2006-11-18 15:46:10
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answered by shyone 3
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breathe on a mirror if it fogs up you're alive
2006-11-18 15:35:43
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answered by Mary Smith 6
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punch youself
if it hurts your alive
2006-11-18 15:36:02
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answered by luis 1
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well if you are breathing your alive.
2006-11-18 15:38:33
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answered by Annie79513 4
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phone the inland revenue !
2006-11-20 15:53:10
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answered by Anonymous
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prick your finger, if it hurts, you're still alive.
2006-11-18 15:53:27
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answered by SWEETJUNE 2
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