The sick dude says to his mate. Will u pop up stairs and fetch my slippers for me. Sure says his good and loyal mate. Up the stairs he goes and walks into the bedroom and sees his friends two stunning daughters wearing very little sitting on the bed. Hello he says, what do you want the girls ask. Your father sent me up hear to shag you both replies the guy. Yea right , said the girls. we dont believe you. Oh really says the guy, Ill prove it so. So he shouts down to the girls father .( Both of them John } Yes the father shouts back , theres no use with F***ing one of them..
2006-11-18 07:29:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that it is really funny
2006-11-18 07:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by chris's baby girl 4 life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's a chinese Italian and a American on a metallic Beam on the forty first floor, the chinese guy opens his lunch pail and says "If I have Rice tomarrow for lunch i will leap off the forty first floor" Then the Italian Opens his Pail and says "If I have Spaghetti tomarrow for Lunch I shall leap also from the forty first floor" ultimately the american Opens his lunch and discover Bologna Sandwich and says "I too will leap if I have a Bologna Sandwich tomarrow" **********************next DAY******************** *chinese Opens his Lunch Pail* *famous Rice and Jumps* *Italian Opens his Lunch Pail* *famous Spaghetti and Jumps* *American Opens his Lunch Pail* *famous Bologna and Jumps* ***********************3 Days Later****************** chinese guy's spouse: If I knew he would've jumped if he had rice, i'd've packed him some thing diverse Italian's spouse: I too would've packed some thing diverse for my Husband if I knew he would've jumped. absolutely everyone looks on the folk spouse and says "do not look at me my husband packs his personal lunch."
2016-11-25 02:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah thats a pretty good one
2006-11-18 07:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by JeNnYfUr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha at first i didnt get it cause what that guy said was in a (}'s instead of "..." but it was hilarious.
2006-11-18 07:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jesse C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats good
2006-11-18 07:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, good joke!!
2006-11-18 07:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good lol lol lol hahahahaha
2006-11-18 07:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by rudee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. but rude
2006-11-18 07:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one........lol :)
2006-11-18 08:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋