A whale is swimming merrily along when he finds a large octopus-like creature with 10 legs lying on the seabed with several of its arms clutched tightly around it's mouth as if trying to stop itself vomiting.
The whale picks it up, swims round to where another whale is waiting and says......
....there you go mate, there's that Sick Squid I owe you !
2006-11-18 05:51:25 · 14 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha!
ta
it's an oldie but a goodie!
& some funnies 4 u.
ENGLISH DEFINITIONS FOR THE DYSLEXIC
Antelope (v): to run off with your mother's sister.
Assassination (n): an arrangement to meet a donkey.
Basket (n): a short nap in the sun.
Circumstantial (n): circumcision on a really big baby.
Collonade (n): fizzy enema.
Defence (n): something to sit on for people who can't make up their minds.
Hatchet (n): small, bird droppings that fall from the sky.
Headband (n): top of the bill at a rock concert.
Hormone (n): the sound a prostitute makes when she's not been paid.
Laminate (v): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Induction (n): induced labour in a duck.
Multilingual (n): engaging in cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Negligent (n): cross-dresser.
Misfit (n): an attractive young woman.
Menopause (n): break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.
Portent (n): The Millennium Dome.
Propaganda (n): a wooden support for one-legged male geese.
Vagrant: (n): confused insect.
Willy-nilly (n): male who continually catches their penis in their zipper.
2006-11-18 06:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did u hear about the new tank the french designed? its supposed to be really fast especially in reverse this duck walks into a store and buys some chapstick the cashier asks cash or credit the duck says put it on my bill these 2 cows are talkin and one says to the other what do u think about this mad cow disease the other cow says what do i care im a helicopter
2016-05-22 01:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-18 05:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a naughty joke
2006-11-18 06:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by PAM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-18 06:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats.......weird
2006-11-18 06:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by Allie loves Nick J. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha really funny
2006-11-18 05:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by naty1992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute,I like it!
2006-11-18 05:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha....
thats funny!
2006-11-18 06:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute
2006-11-18 05:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋