This guy dies and is at the pearly gates, st. peter asked him how many times did you cheat on your wife? Man answers never! So st. peter gives him the keys to a white rolls royce and says go drive around heaven and have fun. Next guy comes along and is asked how many times did you cheat on your wife? He says twice, so he is givin the keys to a new cadillac, next guy gets a saturn and so on.. So the guy in the cadillac sees the guy in the rolls sitting by the side of the road crying. He asked why are you crying? You have the best car in heaven. The guy says "I just saw my wife go by on a moped!"
2006-11-18 05:41:15 · 17 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OmG that was tooooooo good....... she must have been a whore
2006-11-18 06:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya. Thanks, here's one back
A couple dies on the way to their wedding. In heaven they beg St Peter to let them get married. 100 years later St Peter says they can. 300 yrs later they tell him "Look, this being married for eternity is just too long, can we get divoced?" St Peter says " No. It took us 100 yrs to get a Preacher up here, how long do you think it's going to take us to get a Lawyer!!!"
2006-11-18 05:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by fbbfh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i have heard that b4 tho but with a chevy dogde and a old beat up ford hahaha
2006-11-18 05:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny if the person you're telling it to has no sense of humor
2006-11-18 05:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by ArtieLange 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny? Yes
2006-11-18 05:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by KRH 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no its not to funny but he should be lughing saying i just saw my wife on a moeped and i cheated on her more
2006-11-18 05:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, that's funny
2006-11-18 05:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooo niiceee
yup definately funny =]
2006-11-18 06:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it
2006-11-18 05:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-18 05:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋