2006-11-18 05:41:08 · 8 answers · asked by dotsycat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A drunk walks into a bar and says ouch!
2006-11-18 06:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by spikes g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Country and Western singers does ittake to change a lightbulb?
A= 10. 1 to take the old bulb out. 1 to put the new bulb in. And 8 to sing about how good the old bulb was.
2006-11-19 06:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by palaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont worry about clean jokes cuz im sure he has heard worse at school..... trust me i am 15 and started hearing that stuff when i was 11. clean jokes were nowhere to be found in the cafeteria of my elementary school.
2006-11-18 14:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why couldn't the pirate get into the movie
it was rarted "Arrrrrrrr"
2006-11-18 13:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how you catch a unique rabbit?
unique upon it...
how do you top a car/
you tep on brakes tupid!!!
2006-11-18 14:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by vicki f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://beta.yahooligans.yahoo.com/jokes/index this should give you some ideas. http://www.the-joke-box.com/detailed/399.html
here is another with some more mature kid jokes....
2006-11-18 17:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy of 2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ever tried any knock knocks?????????
or blonde jokes
2006-11-18 13:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by rhymogirl68 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no idea
2006-11-18 13:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by Elisabeth B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋