A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes, I do," she said. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know, I would have gotten out today. "
2006-11-18 05:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! that's the best joke i've seen this week.
2006-11-18 05:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my word -- oh my word..
I would have never ever guessed the ending. Thanks for the laugh of the day so far. That is a good one.....
2006-11-18 05:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed a little. LOL
2006-11-18 05:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-18 05:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Elisabeth B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-18 05:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-18 06:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA.....
2006-11-18 05:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by curious1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-18 05:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-11-18 06:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was good
2006-11-18 05:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋