Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.
What's blue and fu*ks old ladies?
The Conservatives.
Mick Hucknall was arrested while trying to have sex with a rabbit,apparently he was "holding back the ears" but the "bunny was too tight to mention"
What's yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick.
What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?
Wipe it off and apologise
How do you get a fat lass into bed?
Piece of cake.
Why are ghosts gay?
They put the willies up each other
2006-11-18 05:07:25 · 19 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha Very funny keep them coming.
2006-11-18 06:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives & bananas jokes - thumbs down.
However, the rest were ace - esp Mick Hucknall's bunny.
2006-11-18 05:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats big and fu-ks dogs?
A steamroller.
Like the jokes.
2006-11-18 06:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Santa sack his Elf???
Because She waz a Hoe, Hoe, Hoe with Low Elf-Esteem.....hehe
2006-11-18 06:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2006-11-18 05:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha..those are funny although I am reading them 33 minutes later!
2006-11-18 06:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
banana 1 is good
2006-11-18 05:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she came at night explored my body got on the top of me touched me she bit sucked swallowed when she was satisfied she left i was hurt that f...ing mosquito lol
2006-11-18 05:13:52 · answer #8 · answered by HELEN M 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol its about time someone posted some good jokes well done i comend you for being funny.
2006-11-18 06:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha those are funny
2006-11-18 05:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by Elisabeth B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋