and old jokes at that, stop it.
2006-11-18 04:45:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Duh, I did'nt know I was a Joke page
2006-11-18 07:58:40 · update #1
Chris don't be a fuddy duddy its for telling jokes
2006-11-18 07:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by terrano 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i enjoy reading the jokes. As for the old jokes, I think they are from young people who have never heard them before, so they are new to them.
2006-11-18 12:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by glen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
errr..... because this is the jokes section, they may not be very good all of them but this is the only place to put them, if you don't want to read them why are you looking at the jokes page? =s
2006-11-18 12:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Whats the difference between a plum and an elephant? Their color.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
What did jane say when she saw the elephants coming? Here come the plums!(shes colorblind)
Whats similar between an elephant and a plum? Thier both purple, except for the elephant
2006-11-18 12:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Why Not 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Laughter is the best medicine!
And that's from someone with heart trouble, diabetes, sleep apnoea and arthritis, so I guess I' m qualified to say so
2006-11-18 12:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think someone needs a sense of humour transplant. If you don't like them, find another category to answer questions on.
2006-11-18 13:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wheres your joke then?
2006-11-18 12:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Laughter Yoga - I saw it on CNN:
http://www.laughteryoga.org/about-laughter-yoga2.php
2006-11-18 12:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by love2travel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that a "good" laugh, will add 7min. to your life span. Keep laughing, it is the only thing our government hasn't taxed us on!
2006-11-18 12:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by peaches 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay.... ya some of the same lame jokes keep getting repeated. I don't answer those ones.
2006-11-18 12:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋