One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing.
He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boys testicles, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter.
The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS." (Internal Revenue Service)
2006-11-18 04:31:12 · 32 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha 8 out of 10
2006-11-18 04:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-18 05:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-11-19 00:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by shriya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4\10
2006-11-18 04:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by bj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-11-18 13:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-11-18 20:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by JACKREX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 6/10
2006-11-19 17:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10.
2006-11-18 04:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by firefly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
Funny
LOL
2006-11-18 20:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by jimit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 5/10
2006-11-19 20:39:55 · answer #10 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋