Im so sick of my 600 pound roommate eatting all my food and being such a slob! She never turns the heat on...and its below frezzing out! Im sorry, I dont have body fat to keep me warm! Plus she talks **** about me ALL THE TIME...I can hear her from my room! I need to get even with this fatty!
2006-11-18 04:22:34 · 20 answers · asked by jessica j 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I cant leave I have a lease
2006-11-18 04:25:32 · update #1
I have talked to her nice a few times about these problems. Now she does them more!
2006-11-18 04:33:21 · update #2
Yes
2006-11-20 13:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by ZenPenguin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can do what I did when I lived with a roommate Being the main signer on the lease. Set down the ground rules, make no exceptions (so make rules that you can't live with) and Never lower your standards or morals. If all fails, tell your roommate she has 30 day's to leave and take her mouth with her. Also, a chain and lock around the refrigerator and through the handle works well and gives a strong signal that your done with her stealing your food.(I like the concentrated garlic extract injected into the bottom of Cherry Cordula's trick myself!) that leaves a very strong taste for doing the right thing and ask first. Don't lower your dignity or self respect just start looking for a new roommate and if she's the main signer on the lease, you still have rights and the management can not throw you or her out, it becomes a court thing and by then, your problem should be fixed.Oh, also having her hear you talking about her in a negative way about her conduct( not name calling) has a huge impact because nobody like their bad side exposed. Good luck and saying Fu** off with a smile on your face :) can ease the tension.
2006-11-18 13:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by dhwilson58 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I feel for you, the best way? Don't keep food in your room anymore. I mean if you're in college then just bring in what you're going to eat for the day and keep it somewhere where she can't get it. If that doesn't work make friends with somebody down the hall, or go to one of your best friends and ask if you can keep your food there. Then your roommate can't gobble up all your food.
As for revenge, I'm not exactly sure about that. But I think the funniest thing to do is to make some bread really moldy and mix it in with actual food, then when she goes to eat it she'll get really sick.
P.S. I do not agree with any of this behavior in any way. But if you do it? Rock on ^_~
2006-11-18 12:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by winds_of_justice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is not healthy or good in any way. You need to pick up the shattered pieces of your broken life and move on. In other words, get a new roommate.
2006-11-18 12:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by mrssamikeyp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. ExLax still comes in chocolate doesn't it? Or feen-a-mint (which looks like chiclets gum); I had a glass of iced tea that had been sitting for about 3 days, nice amount of mold on it (was on the back of my desk). I moved it forward in an effort to remind myself to carry it to the sink & dump it later; boss lady came by and took a big swig. She NEVER drank anything off my desk again! It was accidental, but it was SOOOO funny!
2006-11-18 12:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her 200 lb hand in a bowl of warm water when she is asleep and she will be the first rhino to wet the bed....
Then you will have plenty of ammunition to tease her with both publicly and in private... Make sure to remove the bowl after the deed is done :)
Screw forgiveness, Revenge is a dish best served cold.
2006-11-18 12:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by virtualrealitys 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your biggest revenge is you not being 600 pound like she is. That's probably why she is putting you down anyway. Put on your slimmest dress and be really nice to all the people she talks to about you. They wont believe what she's telling them about you and you're taking revenge just by being yourself.
2006-11-18 12:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like in "Waiting" or "American Pie" or "Van Wilder", you can add so many flavors to the food you "accidentally" leave to her reach (waste of food/money, but worth it). Get someone to lend you some "cream filling' for the donuts (or a dog, but that should be a little bit harder) or mix it in a beverage...or use your OLD tampon to stir the cranberry juice...spit, phlegm, hair from ANY part of you, AND your friends' parts, is also allowed...be prepared for HER revenge as well...I mean, angry whales can be very dangerous to humans and surroundings...
2006-11-18 15:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by gansion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, don't be so mean. Revenge isn't the answer. Maybe you should consider talking to her about your issues instead of plotting revenge on her. It's possible she has NO idea what she was doing to you [except the "talking s***"]. Revenge isn't the best idea. Be the "bigger man". Don't give her the satisfaction of knowing she annoyed you
2006-11-18 12:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Store your food elsewhere where she does not have access, purchase a personal electric heater (for your area), shower her with kindness inspite of her nasty attitude. Revenge and resentments will eat you alive, allow Karma to get her! LOL
2006-11-19 06:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋