There were three women who always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, of course, the laundry always gets wet - all the laundry, except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has
her laundry out on the days that it rains. So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on
the line when one of the women says to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his manhood is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day and I can hang out the wash. If it is on left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."
"What if it is pointed up?" asks one of the women.
"Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry
2006-11-18 04:17:50 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one.
2006-11-18 05:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there must be greater paintings achieved to the comedian tale ok heres my comedian tale = naughty ok this how myne is going there become a sixteen 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous along with his gf and brings her back homestead then he unearths out his 9 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous brother his asleep on the backside bunk then he and his gf flow to precise bunk the place they flow to sleep then issues start to warmth up he says to her tomato for slow lettcure for instant cheese great rapid mayo for sparkling postain so then they start humping away tomato tomato she is going then lettcure letturce letturce LETTUCE CHEESE CHEESE SHE SCREAMS MAYO so with each and every of the shouting AND banging the little brother wakes up he says will u stopmaking sandwhices up there now cuz to procure mayo all in my eye and its previous 9
2016-12-30 14:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-18 04:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Yeah, I wouldn't do laundry either. There is something else to do.
2006-11-18 04:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny like it PD you know we love em thumbs up man
2006-11-18 04:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-18 04:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-18 05:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.Neville 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then. these are a little corny if you ask me.
2006-11-18 04:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMEN, NO LAUNDRY TODAY
2006-11-18 04:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by shyone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats naughty alright i got it!!!!
2006-11-18 04:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~K!MB3RLY~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋