A good, clean joke?

Answer 1

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Child : (returning from his cricket match in his compound) "Mom mom ", can I have an apple?

Mom: But you just ate one.

Child : An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.

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Child : (returns home after getting her report card)

Mother:whats your final grade?

Child : Underwater

Mother : what does that mean?

Child: Below C LEVEL

-3-
(Bollywood joke)
Jo and SO went to a forest for a trip. They saw a lion. Why did JO get scared and SO die?

Ans:- JO dar gaya SO mar gaya.


PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE RATE IT.

(The above one's don't understand that we have to tell a joke not read it but still I liked Rama''s answer and I rated it as a good answer)

Answer 2

CLEAN JOKE :

The pig who fell in the DIRTY MUD took a CLEAN bath

GOOD JOKE :

The robber who was robbering was caught by a GOOD policeman

Answer 3

Here's a CLEAN Joke.

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your a,ss out of bed, you wh,ore, and fix that kid some fu,cking ice cream."

Answer 4

Dirty Joke-

A pig fell in the mud.

Clean Joke-

The pig took a bath

Answer 5

I say that a good clean joke is the Present day people they have their own culture but they do not like to follow itself but they are following the nasty american culture

Answer 6

It was a very cold day in Siberia. A man in the street started yelling"Hitler! Hitler!" Another man asked him "Why are you yelling Hitler?"
"Because if I yell 'bananas', who would come out on a day like this?"he answered.

Answer 7

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir"

"Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bad. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir."

Answer 8

where did the joke go, its that clean i can't see it LMAO

Answer 9

what did santa singh put in mouth of his dying friend




BIRLA CEMENT

why



kunki

IS CEMENT MEIN JAAN HAI

Answer 10

where is it. is it so clean i can't even see it?