Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever," he said.
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" the judge said.
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second guy.
"Well, your honor, I persuaded one hundred fifty six people to give up drugs forever," he said.
"That many people! How amazing! How did you manage to do that!" the judge asked.
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'this is your anus before prison,'" he said.
2006-11-18 04:12:36 · 19 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats the best one ive heard all day and ive heard a lot!!!! luved it!
2006-11-18 10:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe nice picture by duralink
2006-11-18 12:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another winning joke here
2006-11-18 12:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Salty, yet amusing.
2006-11-18 12:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by maggiepirsq 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that was funny.. "that's why they call it dope"
2006-11-18 12:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha good one
2006-11-18 13:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.Neville 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-18 12:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes , I enjoyed it .
2006-11-18 12:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I didn't FukFace
2006-11-18 12:14:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I didn't,sorry.
2006-11-18 12:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋