A guy decided it was time to introduce his blonde girlfriend to the great outdoors, so he takes her hunting for the weekend.
They were pretty deep into the woods when he began to have horrible pains in his chest! The blonde began to panic ... "Are you alright? Are you alright?" But suddenly, the guy finally grabs his chest and falls over. Just before his eyes close he manages to mumble, "Call 911"
The blonde frantically grabbed the phone and dials the 911 operator. "You've got to help me," she screamed into the phone, "My boyfriend has had a terrible heart attack and he's not breathing! I'm here in the woods all alone and I think he's dead!"
The 911 operator goes, "Okay, you've got to calm down. I'm going to tell you everything you need to do."
"But I think he's dead!" she continued to scream.
"Okay ... before I can tell you what to do you need to calm down. Can you lay the phone down and make sure he's dead, then come back to the phone?"
The blonde screams into the phone, "Okay okay! Hold on ..."
There was silence on the line for a moment and then the 911 operator hears a loud "KABLAM!"
The blonde comes back on the line and says, "Okay, he's dead. What now?"
2006-11-18 03:04:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha thats funny!! i got one for ya.
ok so theres a preacher dude at the fish market right, and he hears this boy yelling "dam fish.get yer dam fish here" so he walks over and asks y he has to curse about the fish. the boy telsl him he calls it "dam fish" bc he caught the fish in a dam. so teh preacher buys 3 for dinner. so he goes home and says to his wife "honey i got some dam fish for dinner" so she goes "!!yer a preacher yer not suppose to talk liek tht!!" so he expalins to her why their called dam fish and so she makes them and tehy have them for dinner. so at the dinner table the preacher goes, "hey guyz u liek this dam fish rite?" and his son goes
"thats the spirit dad, now pass those effin potoes"
2006-11-18 03:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by babii moria 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol there is a shorter version of it ya know
but this one was funnier
2006-11-18 03:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that horrible but funny there is another one like it but i forget how it goes
2006-11-18 03:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by bananaxpancake 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol!!! there iz some more like that but that one takes the cake!
2006-11-18 03:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by [[stephxnie]] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it and your other jokes i read them alot cas i know your funny
2006-11-18 03:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLAP CLAP CLAP all the way lmao here
2006-11-18 03:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha! What a way to go. Nice one!
2006-11-18 03:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a cracker!
2006-11-18 03:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO :)) AGAIN LMFAO
2006-11-18 08:57:22 · answer #9 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!! funnnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!
2016-05-22 00:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋