Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fcuk, Etc."
A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "B ITCH." "What exactly is a B ITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody calls you "B itch", smile and say "Thank You!!"
2006-11-18 03:02:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i text that one to my sister lmao
2006-11-18 03:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, describing it that way sounds appealing, but still, i detest being called that. Because to most folks today, its got a total different meaning.
2006-11-18 11:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I like it. Nice job. Got any other good ones like that?
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Ronnie
2006-11-18 11:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ronnie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i absolutely loved it
i'll keep that in mind next time anybody says anything lolol =]
2006-11-18 14:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i must remember that and whenever someone calls me a ****** i say well that's a female dog dogs bark bark is from a tree a tree is nature and nature is beautiful so thanks
2006-11-18 11:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by bananaxpancake 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO Damn I will have to get me a ***** patch for my leather vest and wear it with pride.
2006-11-18 16:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before , but I like it !
2006-11-18 11:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am a B I T C H
2006-11-18 11:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by Miss February 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thanx for telling me
2006-11-18 11:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by cute_e0321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was good! i'll remember that!
2006-11-18 11:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋