A well to do gentleman is walking along the street in a big city. A homeless man calls to him "Excuse me Mister, can I have $5?" "Will you buy booze with it?" asks the gentleman "No." Says the homeless guy. "Will you gamble it away?" asks the gentleman. "No." "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
2006-11-18 02:59:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO I know we must be kin :))
My hubby and I will have to try that ( He drinks while I gamble) LMFAO
2006-11-18 09:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Works for me lmao very good
2006-11-18 11:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-18 11:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one...Ill have to see it it works!
2006-11-18 11:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by Stinkynutts54 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u rock i have seen almost all of ur jokes and they are funny
2006-11-18 11:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by cute_e0321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-18 11:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile!
2006-11-18 11:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THAT WAS UNEXPECTED AND HILARIOUS
2006-11-18 11:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 11:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-11-18 11:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋