Jim and ethel set at the kitchen table on thier 40th wedding anerversary.
Jim say`s i`m leaving you for doris across the road!
Why asked ethel?
Well every time i see her she puts her hand down my pants.
I can do that says ethel,what has she got that i hav`nt?
Jim replies,
She`s got parkinson`s
2006-11-18 02:38:16 · 19 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry folks,did`nt know it was already on here!!!!
2006-11-18 02:45:14 · update #1
Don't worry, at least we can't see your face turning red
2006-11-18 04:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad.....
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
2006-11-23 10:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I assume you mean paper napkins (and not cloth napkins). Napkins unless paper towels are much cheaper and you are on a budget. They are casual napkins that seem comparable in price to paper towels. Use cloth napkins if you are trying to be green and you know that you can keep a freshly laundered set available for all of the meals you serve.
2016-05-22 00:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grooooaaaan!
2006-11-22 05:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI Hoops
That's 1st class thumbs up girl
2006-11-18 02:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel joke
2006-11-18 03:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doris will come to a sticky end
2006-11-20 09:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it funny- especally as I work in an old people's home!
2006-11-23 11:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit sick, but o k in the right company.
2006-11-23 07:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd time ive read sumting lik dat in 1 minute!!!!Stil funny though!!!
2006-11-18 02:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by xxxxaoifexxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋