A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swingging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
2006-11-18 02:27:41 · 11 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice
2006-11-18 02:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by soxfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you get this from readers digest?I've never seen it before in RD but its sounds like 1
2006-11-18 13:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my god that is so funny. That is a good one.
2006-11-18 10:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny I will pass it on
2006-11-18 10:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by brbrvcch 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-18 10:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Joey Joe, yo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was funny...thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-18 10:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, thumbs up.
2006-11-18 10:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good . yes
2006-11-18 10:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by treefrog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 10:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by Nooks Trueman 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-18 10:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by blondegyrl04 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋