a young man in Greece got together with a sexy young blonde on holiday. He took her back to his apartment and one thing lead to another, They had wild sex and afterwards he lay looking at her and said " are you finished" "nah "she said, Oh god he thought" i'd better try a bit harder", He reached out for her and gave her a good ratteling. They bucked and writhed and after he said "are you finished", "nah" she said, My god i can't let her get the better of me. So off he goes again, He gave her all his tired body could give, thrusting and bucking and writhing. Once again he looked over at her as he crawled back up to the bed "are you finished" nah she said. I'm swedish..................(finnish)
2006-11-18 02:16:28 · 18 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good job she wasn't turdish.
2006-11-18 07:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An American guy goes out with a Swedish girl.He gives her a hug and says"In America we call this cuddling" She says "Ya, In Sweden we call this cuddling too"As the date goes on, he kisses her.He says,"In America we call this necking" She says "Ya, in Sweden, we call this necking too" Then they "go all the way " He says" In America we call this making a sandwich" She says"Ya, in Sweden we call this making a sandwich too, but we use more meat"
2006-11-18 02:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS HOT!!!!
:)
v. funny!!!!!
hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
2006-11-18 03:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! thats my pub banter kicked off ;-)
2006-11-18 04:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..so he Polished her off. Then went for a Kiwi, eh!
2006-11-18 02:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-11-18 03:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by KOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke, thumbs up.
2006-11-18 02:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! LOL! ALTHOUGH U NEED JESUS! FINNISH IS A LANGUAGE RIGHT?
2006-11-18 02:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by murmic05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THATS WAS FUNNY AND UNEXPECTED
2006-11-18 02:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lol
2006-11-18 02:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋