Here are mine:
1. Ugly people who want to become pro wrestlers could just wear a mask.
2. Cockfighting would finally be free of social stigma.
3. No more frivolous laws requiring extension ladders to be secured in the backs of pickups.
4. "Low Rider" would be the new national anthem.
5.The guy in charge of La Raza would have to get a REAL job.
2006-11-18 02:03:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
You guys who aren't bothering to read the jokes are really disappointing me...
2006-11-18 02:27:20 · update #1
Pot would be cheaper...
There'd be universal healthcare...universally nonexistent...
You'd see your last parking ticket, police too busy battling to defend City Hall to worry about parking violations...
Noise complaints would be a thing of the past...no one would be able to hear your stereo over the car alarms and gunfire....
No more speed limits!(no more road maintenance, either)
2006-11-18 05:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by gokart121 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
financial employer of usa extra useful named financial employer of Greed. They see this as an probability to hold collectively approximately 50% interest plus previous due expenditures from the few that certainly make the money on the enjoying cards and that they do no longer want those that don't, they nonetheless will line their wallet. financial employer of usa is bunch of money hungry mongrels and that i'm no longer basically asserting this because of this. What ethical business enterprise would inspire unlawful immigrants to patronize them and to astounding all of it finally end up screwing them. Whose worse? The illegals who only desire to feed their households or financial employer of usa for helping people who broke the regulation.
2016-12-10 11:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. they will feel the crunch of taxes.
2. they will have to have to pay for and have real personal identification.
3. this is funny to me the employers of illegals who fighting for them to stay will still have to pay more ,as now they are legal .
4. wow this is getting hard , they will declare victory and mark the occasion as a new national holiday and i will get one extra day off from work a year.
5 . all people who have broken the law can run to the nearest church and get protection bank robbers are going to love this rule.
2006-11-18 02:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by hayleylov 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
l say no to amnesty we have people born and raise in this country that are homeless, unemployed and hungry alot of them through no fault of their own that need help first, and we can not put our selfs in a predicament were we are going to take from peter to give to paul it will only make thing worse.
2006-11-18 02:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by taylorwhyte2003@yahoo.com 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bucky, you should watch more wrestling to improve your thinking.
Did you know wrestling is real.
Cockfighting is legal in Lousiana.I mostly see white people going to the fights
Most Mexican-Americans know that La Raza,LULAC and other organizations are one big joke. Do you really think Mexican-Americans pay attention to this stupid organizations.
2006-11-18 03:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
you want to put an end to illegal immigrants, draft them in the armed forces, if they want to become americans maybe they should spill a little blood of thier own first..or how about paying back taxes, watch em' run then, they'd have to actually pay for something!!!
2006-11-18 04:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by promark 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, there are no 5 ways, amnesty is a big no no!! that is like saying it is okay to break the laws of this country, then they wonder why so many of the illegals and caught up in our jail system and our tax dollars are paying to house them, medically treat them and feed them. i know i work in a jail and have for many years!! they need to stay home in their own country, we have enough home grown criminals to deal with without having them here.
2006-11-18 02:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I'm thinking .......give me a minute ....well we would have more.....no ,we don't need any more of that......hmmm I'm thinking ....OK I am really trying to think of even one...
Oh I have one,the pro illegal supports would stop calling all of the anti people poor white trailer hillbilly redneck racists trash.That would be a plus,but I don't think they would stop even then........So no I cant think of any reasons not to deport all illegal aliens,because it would not be better it would only get worse.
2006-11-18 02:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
No, the ones who are here should be excluded from citizenship. The ones in Mexico should all be allowed in just as fast as they can learn English.
2006-11-18 02:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
your funny. i like that. at the moment i can't think of anything to top that. your on a roll. BAA boom. lol
2006-11-18 02:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by loretta 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋