Asked a pregnant girl to her Preist in confession.
"What is wrong my child" said the Priest.
"I am pregnant.. slept with loads of men, and I don't know who the father is.."
"The Lord is very forgiving" said the Preist," But you can start by washing your privates with holy water".
With this, she leave the confession box, goes to the alter, sits on the font and starts washing her privates with Holy Water.
"Don't pee in that!" cries out a prostitute,"I'll be gargling it later.."
2006-11-18 01:59:12 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its funny, its not gross and its not offensive. its a good funny joke. to all you killjoys take a chill pill. thanks for the laugh, at least you have a go.
2006-11-18 02:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It replaced into only a tale. only a television instruct. God and Jesus had not something to do with this episode. As pronounced above, God doesn't advantages unlawful events, both. purely get straightened out with God by repentance (meaning turning thoroughly remote from sin and going the different way), and flow ahead.
2016-11-29 06:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by coratello 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup no doubt, Lord is Forgiving, Lord have 72 times more love for us than a mother have for her childs.
But its essential you pray with clean heart and dont do it again. BEST OF LUCK
2006-11-18 02:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
but nothing to worry for her
she is already standing in front of father
lol
:)
2006-11-18 02:18:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to ask him too and mean it! and believe with all your heart ,mind and soul
2006-11-18 02:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by connie sue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a) thats very offending 2 christians.
b) yes, the lord WILL forgive you for your sins. why else would jesus die on the cross?
c) even if the lord forgives u, he expects u 2 not do it again.
2006-11-18 02:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by joyce_ws_hung 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
lmao
2006-11-18 03:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by loopylooloo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-18 02:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by naughty boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very,very funny nice one lol xx
2006-11-18 02:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by maxine pink 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-18 02:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋