God and an angel are discussing where god should go for vacation.
"Why don't you try Earth?" Suggests the angel.
God replies. "OH NO! I went there about 2 thousand years ago, I slept with some woman and they're still talking about it!"
2006-11-18 01:38:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I bought a one way ticket to hell for this one.
2006-11-18 01:38:31 · update #1
Try this one .........."Joseph, I think I am with child and we are not yet married." " They will stone me to death, what can we do?" "Don't worry Mary, I'll come up with some story they will buy."
2006-11-18 01:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not meaning to be a smart-as*s or anything but gods sleeping with humans happened many, many years before the Jesus story. All you need do is have a look at ancient Greek mythology. Lots of randy behavior to read about! Hehehehehe...
2006-11-18 01:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-11-18 01:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one 10 out of 10
2006-11-18 01:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's virgin on the ridiculous. But penetrating wit?
2006-11-18 01:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so old a joke it isn't funny anymore. next time try a new one. thank you
2006-11-18 02:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow up wouldya?
2006-11-18 01:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by backroadhome 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I know the feeling! hhahaha
2006-11-18 01:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Scooter 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There's better....
2006-11-18 01:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by teeney1116 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 01:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by tanny_fanny2003 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋