One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read. "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said excitedly, "I know! I know! He said, 'Holy ****! A talking pig!'"
2006-11-18 00:36:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats funny, I'm laughing my butt off . well done
2006-11-18 00:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How approximately for a call: "Piggin Out With Wolfie" "ingesting extreme on the Hog" "the thank you to cook dinner a Pig in a Poke...and different candies" "the thank you to Bar-B-Q Pigs with Sticks on Bricks" "wager who might desire to have been afraid of the super undesirable Wolf' "wager who's Coming for Dinner" " 3 Pigs in a Stew Pot" Recipes "Thrown to the Wolf" Lone Wolf beef Chompers Recipes: 3 Pigs in a Poke (Pigs in a blanket) HAMburgers and Pigskins Mountain Oysters with Pig Tails Hog-Head Cheese hyperlink-Sausage canines Pigs in a Pickle (Pickled pig's ft) Pickled Mountain Oysters Dried Hog Jowls "In a Pig's Eye" Stew 3-Pig Salad Hog-Wild Ham Hocks
2016-10-04 02:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by fritch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very cute!!! Kids say the darnest things :))
2006-11-18 01:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-11-18 01:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao bloody kids
2006-11-18 00:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .............that was funny and really cute....lol
Thanks for sharing and have a great weekend : - )
2006-11-18 00:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is cute! never heard it before
2006-11-18 00:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by dlin333 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome! lol!
2006-11-18 00:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-18 00:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by question man 911 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........!
:)
a realy good joke......!
2006-11-18 00:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by beast boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋