2006-11-18 00:18:56 · 14 answers · asked by Ouzian4ever 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
u muat be a male witch first so go for it
2006-11-18 00:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by george p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Place a broomstick on the floor. Coat the handle with syrup. And pretty soon a fly will land on it. God gave the fly the ability to seek out and find food, so this is how God is helping you since you wanna fly on a broomstick.
2006-11-18 08:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God can't help you, but if you want, I would be willing to hit you over the head with that broomstick, no charge.
2006-11-18 08:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
KORAN SAYS THAT AN ANGEL FLEW ON A BROOMSTICK FROM HEAVEN WITH MESSAGES TO MOHOMED
HAHAHAHHAHA
2006-11-18 08:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pray for 5 minutes. if there is a god you be flying. if god is imaginary you have to imagine you are flying
2006-11-18 08:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a broom on an airplane and sit on it. God isn't required.
2006-11-18 08:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by lilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
terry prachetts "three witches abroad" might have someclues on that...
dont know of any holy book that can give you improptu flying lessons though
lol
2006-11-19 05:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by irini d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, maybe your true calling is NASA, or the Air Force. My, you have such varied interests!
2006-11-18 08:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't you know us modern witches no longer use broomsticks we ride on dysons.
2006-11-18 08:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by akasha 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's broom jumping, silly.
2006-11-18 09:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋