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How can God Help me?

Puhlease, its emergency

2006-11-17 23:50:24 · 8 answers · asked by Ouzian 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

put more dog crap on it

2006-11-17 23:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by charles d 6 · 0 0

It is just because you are not praying hard enough. You need to sacrifice more. Put it in front of the Television, turn on the trinity broadcasting network and send them a check with plenty of zeros on it. If Benny Hill says he can raise the dead he can certainly turn a basketball into a flower, right!
http://www.intotruth.org/wof/Hinn.html

2006-11-18 08:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0 0

Wait a billion years

2006-11-18 07:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0 0

Ask God to make you crazy...but I wouldn't recommend that...

2006-11-18 09:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by lallie 2 · 0 1

What is your point? If you do not believe, this is your choice. Respect believers' choices. Can you?

Peace

2006-11-18 07:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by daliaadel 5 · 1 1

It's his will that you learn to be a gardener. :D

2006-11-18 08:11:11 · answer #6 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1 0

u have a weak faith

2006-11-18 07:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by george p 7 · 1 1

ummmmmm...

2006-11-18 07:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0 0

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