10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
2006-11-17 23:34:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe nice one cuds,just been going thru all these depressing answers some sad,but this has really cheered me up,
very clever too
Cheers M8
2006-11-17 23:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by James C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seen some of these before, but Number 1 is a new one and made me laugh.
Will have to remember that one
2006-11-17 23:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny....maybe you should work for David Letterman and become one of his writers. this was great, especially the"....testing for drool resistance." And, that Write-Out does possess a very strong odor, too. Very funny.
2006-11-17 23:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ran out of beer
i ran out of cig's
i ran out of goldschlager
i ran out of speeders
i overdosed on sleeping pills purposely because i hate my job and want to die
ok thats all doll you can fill in the next 5 for me ,have a great weekend
2006-11-17 23:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Falling Asleep At Your Desk
2017-03-02 05:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by landrigan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tah, mate. I especially liked 6. A true pisser!
2006-11-17 23:49:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! very funny...and amen to that! I think i might have to use those...thanks for the ideas! god bless!
2006-11-17 23:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like " lo siento, no hablo ingles"
Justin
2006-11-18 00:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny all we need is the right people to pull it off
2016-05-22 00:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will use those in school...OMG i have a way to fall asleep now
2006-11-17 23:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋