One day Little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting right behind the bus driver and he was saying to himself, "If my daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion then I would be a baby lion." He kept on talking to himself like this.
After 10 minutes of this, the bus driver had enough of it and said, "What would happen if your daddy was a drunk and your mommy was a whore?" Little Johnny replied, "Then I would be a bus driver."
2006-11-17 23:25:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have never heard that one before!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
2006-11-17 23:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L another gd 1 10/10 x
2016-05-22 00:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's really a good one.
I will tell my nephew jhonny not to sit next to driver. he also tell same sentence again and again. It would make driver ditract and accident may be resulted.
2006-11-17 23:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by Shoeb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny is a quick thinker. Funny...
2006-11-17 23:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For every joke i read, little jhonny starts to remind me of my little brother. I've actually seen him do some of these things.
2006-11-18 00:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny
i think little Johnny really love them
2006-11-17 23:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL gotta love little johnny :))
2006-11-18 01:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute ha ha... i wish i had quick wit like that
2006-11-17 23:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by red.one9luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it haha
2006-11-17 23:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by way2cooolmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋