2006-11-17 23:08:11 · 3 answers · asked by 2pac 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Hair
That, my good man, is one of the unsolved mysteries of the universe. You have to trim them constantly, but as sure as the Good Lord made little green apples, five seconds after you finish, the little buggers are busy deciding which one is going to grow faster this time. If you could find a way to develop even-growing sideburns, you could be in line for a Nobel Prize. Then you could branch out and solve many of the other great mysteries of life, like
---Why does bread always fall to the floor buttered side down?
---How does an automobile know to break down exactly between two paydays?
---How do the (insert the name of your favorite sports team here) manage to pick the exact moment I get up to go to the concessions stand or rest room to stage a rally?
There are many more, but, hey, if you ever unravel the sideburn business, you'll be smart enough to discover the rest on your own.
2006-11-17 23:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you guys serious? They REALLY don't grow evenly??! Forgive my state of surprise but my I don't see anything uneven about my sideburns at all! I've done absolutely nothing to them for many many months and they look absolutely even to me.
2006-11-17 23:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mafia Agent 4207 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but you can always get a razor and make them even
2006-11-17 23:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by bshelby2121 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋