You might want to start thinking of some *sucking up * gifts while you nurse your hung over *a $ $* on the couch...something along the lines of jewelry would work nicely as well as a sincere apology.
Good luck- I'm betting you will need lots of luck today! ;o)
2006-11-18 02:29:14
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answered by sammy22005 5
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Quick, nip off to the local shop, buy beer, flowers, and chocolate, and a prepared meal.
Drink beer before having to say much, hide in the loo if you must. That will make you feel better. Then ply your wife with your gifts, smile and do not ask for anything but a kiss later.
An OhhhaaaO job is as far removed from your life right now as living out of the car boot is close!
My mum would have all but emasculated my Da, or had the local vet do it. Naughty, naughty you!!!
2006-11-17 22:37:27
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answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7
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Did anybody go out drinking last night?
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answered by Barbara 4
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Say it with flowers- lots of them.
A dozen roses is usually good to put a stop to any little lady's worryings. Horribly expensive but deadly efficent!
2006-11-17 23:50:07
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answered by u 1
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General rule for wives,"If you have to ask, am I in trouble?, then you are."
Try to stay in for the next SEVERAL days. Also try to do more around the house and watch the kids more. Make dinner. When she asks you why you are doing it, tell her that you went out and had your fun, so you are just trying to help out more so she can relax a little more. That has worked for me the last 4 times I screwed up, don't see why it shouldn't work for you.
2006-11-17 22:35:12
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answered by Anonymous
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man you sure are in trouble you should buy a big bunch of flowers for her and make her a nice dinner for at least a week she might start liking you again after that. your problem is you should have slept on the lawn or garage then you wouldnt have a problem exept beeing a bit late
2006-11-18 02:20:10
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answered by Anonymous
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so a drink means you stay out until 4:00? My wife would kill me. As far as the kids waking you up.....suck it up and play with them. I really don't think you need a beer today.
2006-11-17 23:47:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Self-inflicted, pal!
Why should you "get out of it"? You stayed out and got drunk, woke your wife up in the middle of the night, were probably horrible to the kids and your wife because you were hungover, you're probably being anti-social to your teammates or whoever it is you're on the coach with, and now you're talking about having another beer later today when you'll probably start the whole process again. Tell me, what have you done to deserve getting out of it?!
2006-11-17 22:36:05
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answered by Whoosher 5
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Ooooooooooo you in big trouble! Uh huh! Apologise, apologise, apologise! Thats all you can do! And say that you understand it was wrong & you shouldn't have done it! Naughty boy!
2006-11-18 00:49:02
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answered by Anonymous
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yea you are,dont always go out for drinks,if so dont drink to the point your going to puke.it very well sounds to me your an alchohalic!have fun and stop drinking so much!!
2006-11-18 00:39:21
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answered by KaeyKaey52 1
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