Joking mood, here goes...read on folks...and add yours please.?

Question

Teacher: What do you want to become when you grow-up??
Girl: I want to become the mother of a child !!!
Teacher: Wow..that's great...ok..
Teacher (Asking a boy next to the girl): Now what do you want to become when you grow-up little boy??
Boy: I want to become the father of that child !!!

Answer 1

i liked that joke.
here's mine,


A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work theparrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

Answer 2

Hehe...nice joke!
Here's mine:
Rules for BOLLYWOOD
1) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
3) The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine unless they first perform a dance number.
4) Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
5) Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect skin and teeth.
6) A large group of goondas (dacoits) can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the chick.
7) A large group of goondas (dacoits) can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, yet they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line.
8) If faced with certain death, do not panic. Merely chant, Ganpati Bappa, and after a few short bolts of lightning, all will be well.

Answer 3

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Child : (returning from his cricket match in his compound) "Mom mom ", can I have an apple?

Mom: But you just ate one.

Child : An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.

-2-
Child : (returns home after getting her report card)

Mother:whats your final grade?

Child : Underwater

Mother : what does that mean?

Child: Below C LEVEL

-3-
(Bollywood joke)
Jo and SO went to a forest for a trip. They saw a lion. Why did JO get scared and SO die?

Ans:- JO dar gaya SO mar gaya.


PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE RATE IT.

Answer 4

Not bad, here is one for you.

One old lady turns to her friend and ask's. Do you still get *****? The friend replies"Oh sure I do" The first ask's "Whay do you do about is? The second replies" I suck a lifesaver. After a few moments the first old lady ask's "Who drives you to the beach.

Answer 5

ur 2 jokes are awesome and verry funny..
the other is ***** and the 1st is so sweet!

Answer 6

hahaha.....old Indian joke, but still cherishable..........lol

Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra”.
Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!”
Wife: “Well, You wear shorts!”

Answer 7

haha i love all ur jokes guys! especially urs ELECTRIC!!

Answer 8

good joke

Answer 9

hahaha very funny

Answer 10

cute