3 geezers are sitting on a porch in Miami Beach. Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen,
isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat ground or soft foods." The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real bummer. Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest wines, champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk." The third sighs loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know exactly what you mean. Last night at 2 am I nudged my wife and asked her if she's interested. She screams at me, "What is wrong with you Sam? We just got finished doing it for the second time tonight!"
After a long pause the first man says, "So what is your problem?"
The third one grunts and says, "Can't you see? My memory is going."
2006-11-17 19:16:53 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Bonus joke :- Praying in casinos
What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
2006-11-17 19:36:41 · update #1
veryyyyyyyyyyy funny
2006-11-18 15:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-17 23:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice1
2006-11-17 19:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by Cyber Crime is Back 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good! I like the casino one too!!
2006-11-17 19:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. EV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, really cute. Now what was the joke again?? I forgot.
2006-11-17 19:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee,,,funny!..definitely cute!
2006-11-17 19:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... I HOPE U DONT STOP POSTIN JOKES AND I LL B HAPPY 2 RATE THEM ALL 10 ON 10
2006-11-17 22:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one is not joke it is like storey,the second one great
2006-11-17 20:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Yeah right!
2006-11-17 19:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-17 23:45:08 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋