A mushroom walks into a bar and orders beer; and the barman says "Sorry,
we don't serve your type." The mushroom replies "Why not?
I'm a fun-gi.."
2006-11-17 18:23:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A duck walked into a bar, and when the bartender asked how he wanted to pay, he said put it on my bill.
2006-11-17 18:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Zach S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar. It was a nice place with music, bowel of peanuts, and mood lighting. Then he heard tiny voices "Hey! Nice shirt!". He turned and did not see anyone. Then he heard "Wow! Nice tie you have on." The waitress walked up about then and he asked the her what the voices were. She said "Oh that is just the peanuts. They are complementary!"
A neutron walked into a bar, ordered a beer and asked the bartender how much. The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
I walked into a movie theater and a few rows ahead of me are a guy and his dog. The dog seems engrossed in the picture. He wags his tail at the funny parts and droops his ears at the sad parts. Later, I saw this man and dog walk into a bar. I followed them in and said, "Hey, buddy, I saw you in the Movie theater, and I was amazed. Your dog seemed to truly enjoy the picture." The guy said, "I'm amazed, too. He hated the book."
2006-11-18 02:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That the same bar that the man walked into carrying a duck, and the bartender says," we don't serve pigs in here"
The man says, "Hey this is a duck, not a pig"
Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck"
2006-11-18 03:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.
2006-11-18 02:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by ulaanbaatar17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you writing the jokes, sitting in a bar?.......hahahaha
2006-11-18 02:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny i liked it lmao
2006-11-18 05:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was good, got a few ha ha ha ha ha ha .from me..good one buddy..
2006-11-18 03:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were u in that bar??
ha ha
2006-11-18 02:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes a creative mind to do think of jokes like these......................and also a ..........mind!
2006-11-18 02:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee..that's so cute!
2006-11-18 03:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋