A grasshopper walks into a pub and the publican says
"we've got a drink named after you". and the grasshopper says
"what, Kevin?"
2006-11-17 17:50:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO thank you
2006-11-17 21:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change it to:
We've got a drink named after you.
Cool, says the bug, I'll have one of those.
One grasshopper coming up, says barkeep.
Grasshopper? My name is Kevin!
That should help the humor impaired that can't figure out the funny part.
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get the Hell outta here. We don't serve your kind. So the string goes out into the alley, twists itself into a bow, and using a pen knife, gives itself horrible split ends. The string goes back into the bar. The bartender gives it the evil eye and say, "We don't serve no strings in here. You ain't a string is you?" And the string says, "`Fraid not." (for the humor impaired: "Frayed Knot")
2006-11-18 02:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink,the bar barman say's we got a drink named after you, he says WHAT Kevin..
2006-11-18 03:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh! grasshopper.........lol
2006-11-18 01:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quality... LMAO!
2006-11-18 02:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by chris m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-18 01:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny
2006-11-18 03:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-18 03:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by jonsagenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-18 02:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Cheezy-co
I don't get it!!!
2006-11-18 02:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋