An atheist is walking in the forest. It is a beautiful day and all around him birds are singing the sun is out and you can hear the soft
sound of water running over stones. The man thinks to himself what a wonderful world has evolved through time. Suddenly he hears a noise behind him and turns to see a great big brown
bear. He starts to run but falls over the root of a tree and the bear jumps onto his back,and raises his paws to strike. The atheist calls
out "Oh God please help me." Suddenly the forest goes dark the birds stop singing and the water is stilled and the bears paw freezes in mid air. A light comes from above and a voice says "For years you have denied me. In fact you have told others I do not exist and now in your hour of need you want me to help you. If I agree will you become a Christian." The man thinks and says "You are right it would be very hypocritical of me to become Christian after all this time, can we do a deal and make the bear a Christian. There was no reply. The light went out all the noises resumed and suddenly the bear lowers his paw and joins it to the other as if in pray and says "For what I am about to receive may The Lord make me truly thankful. Amen
2006-11-17 17:27:59 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVED the joke. Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
2006-11-17 19:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This may finally clear up the quotation, "Is the bear catholic, does the pop sh*t in the woods?"
A Czeck and Slovak are on a hike. They stumble on a breeding pair of brown bears and are promptly eaten. Animal control is sent out. They capture the pair and put them to sleep. They are about to perform an autopsy, when one doctor muses, I wonder If I'm going to find the Man Slovakia or the Guy from the Czeck republic. The other doctor says, you'll find the Slovak. How do you know? Says the first doc. Because you're working on the female, says the second doc, and everyone knowns the Czeck is in the male.
2006-11-17 19:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer very convincing. those people who're atheist have only as plenty a reason to stay as those people who're theist. I doubt this became into any diverse hundreds of years in the past. in spite of this, even with the undeniable fact that, truthfully god concept does have some sort of evolutionary foundation; otherwise, it does not have this way of profound consequence on maximum of humanity. The question is, nonetheless, is god concept a genetic trait in and of itself or is it the by-made from yet another genetic trait?
2016-10-04 02:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny and I like it. Thank you Lord. Amen. Now, if atheists read your joke and think you are trying to convert them, then they must have some self doubts about things.
If I grow a field of Christmas trees to sell during Christmas, are they invisible to non believers? just wondering.
2006-11-17 20:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! I'm an Atheist
Sorry to go off topic here but FRECKLES your attack on Neon-Babe is uncalled for and totally wrong! She needs to laugh more than anyone!!
2006-11-18 02:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever.
2006-11-17 19:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by De DE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Called my friend just to tell her this one...Her family is like MEGA religious. She laughed so hard she dropped the phone.
2006-11-18 00:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long , but worth the wait. good punch line
2006-11-17 17:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, my dad tells a variation of that joke every time we're around the campfire!
2006-11-17 17:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny
lol
2006-11-17 17:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋