A villager travels to a big city with his wife & kid. He gets reserved tickets in a three tier coach of a train. When they enters the train, he occupies the lower berth, his wife middle one & when his son climbes to the top one he sees a man sleeping there who refuses to vacate.
Our man complaints to coach attendant: 'Man sleeping on my wife is not giving berth to my child!!!'
One more...
A man enteres his house & sees his neighbour on top of his wife. He rushes out screaming: 'what to do? if I heat his head its murder & if I hit his butt he goes in further!!!'
2006-11-17 17:25:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.......second one is more hilarious one, than the first one.......LOL
And in the last sentence, it is not "heat", it is 'hit', I think.
If you heat his head......then?
2006-11-17 18:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the door.
"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to Lena: "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed. Der shud only be four.
What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said Lena, "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. "You can see better from over there."
Ole climbed out of bed and counted. "One, too, tree, four. Damn, you're right."
2006-11-18 03:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those both sucked worse than that time i got cancer
2006-11-18 01:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i tried to laugh, but no go. sorryyyyy!
2006-11-18 02:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋