Jesus actually came back decades ago. Didn't you know? He's in a psychiatric ward somewhere, doped up on Haldol and playing Connect Four with all the other people claiming to be Jesus.
2006-11-17 16:37:31
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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No Jesus will not return until His church is a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle or any such thing, but it should be holy and without blemish (Ep 6:27). Unless the church is perfect enough Jesus will come back to accept His bride. Looking at state of the church now Jesus is not coming back very soon. But the miracle will happen in God's time.
2006-11-17 16:49:39
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answered by seekfind 6
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Oh yes he would. He gave us all a blueprint of how to live together as one church and we've gone and butchered it. Kind of like when a parent tells their child exactly where to put up there clothing and it all ends up on the floor or stuffed in the bottom drawer. People are too stubborn to take the time and unite. It's too hard. Jesus would be upset to find things in the state they are in. Huge massive churches with wealthy people lining the pews, all of who claim they are in love with Jesus, whilst 10 city blocks away there is a low income neighborhood that those people could give to poo's about. It's all messed up if you ask me. That's why I don't claim a religion. I just love Jesus and my Father in Heaven and pay my tithe by helping those in need when I can.
2006-11-17 16:41:00
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answered by Anonymous
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He would be ticked at all organized religions of all faiths and types. But yeah, he would be pi$$ed at both traditional Judaism for forsaking God's commandments and pi$$ed at Christianity for getting Everything wrong.
2006-11-17 21:14:40
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answered by Reuben Shlomo 4
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Yes i guess he would be with a lot of them
For wasn't it the church that were waiting inside for Jesus to come
when he passed by outside there own door
Jesus Loves you
2006-11-17 16:42:25
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answered by jan d 5
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I dont think he was pissed the first time. How do you get mad at toddlers for acting like Toddlers. He knows what we are. I think he might say a few more words to shake things up break things down the old stale order like he did back then.
Who knows he might even not say he is Jesus. SHE might come back from a whole new perspective it might be the apocolypse for the old world order. New life for a new mythology but coming from the same source that has been shaking things up for us humans since we evolved a mental link to the trancendent.
2006-11-17 16:42:41
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answered by Rich 5
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Last time he came to spread the word of God, as did other prophets. Be informed, he will come to lead the true believers. The church itself doesn't hold any significance if it comes to faith, you see, as they have concealed truth and misguided people. The church has little to do with his religion.
2006-11-17 16:43:49
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answered by Wasif 2
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In Jesus time, the church that he was angry with was the Jewish religion. Remember Jesus was Jewish, the Christian church as we now see it did not exist. I say Jesus is watching what is happening right now and is probably horrified at how his teachings have been twisted and misinterpreted.
2006-11-17 16:46:08
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answered by ? 7
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I think he would be more disappointed than pissed. He would probably be disappointed at society as a whole in every country.. But I don't know what he would do when they lock him up in a mental hospital for claiming he was who he was. Even if he was convincing, it would just make the news, and he would still get locked up.
2006-11-17 16:46:33
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answered by king 2
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First thing first IT IS NOT A matter of "IF" Jesus returns it is a matter OF WHEN HE returns, you live in A world that has a total death rate, and Jesus Christ the second Member of The Godhead has provided you with YOUR ONLY Way out, keep your exit clear. Learn more how with free bible lessons www.itiswritten.com hay bible questions www.bibleinfo.com God bless why not on Sabbath [satuday] visit A seventh day adventist church in your area. again, God bless
2006-11-17 16:38:27
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answered by wgr88 6
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