On a date with this girl i'd been dying to go out with. We're walking in downtown Ft. Worth after dinner and these damn birds fly by and **** on me.
2006-11-17 16:15:25
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answered by jp_457 3
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okay!!
I was a cheerleader a few years ago and we were coming out on to the court to do our half time routine!! We had practice long and hard for this one!! Before each game we do a huddle and say "1-2-3....GO LIONS" right after praying (that we won't mess up)...Then ironically when we were running out i tripped and fell and knocked down the two other girls with me!! Then my skirt flew up tooo.......Boy oh boy! And then at the pep rally they (Salem A.) metioned it to the whole school and still today they will never let me forget it.
2006-11-17 16:10:11
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answered by Jessica Renee 3
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Some guy started harassing me on the phone at work and since he would call all the time, I got familiar with the voice. One day I got a call and I started yelling and screaming at this guy. It turns out it wasn't him, it was a client that sounded like this guy. I turned beet red as our client introduced himself and wondered what was going on. On top of that I didn't realize my boss was standing next to me the whole time.
2006-11-17 16:09:07
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answered by mpicky2 4
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I was thumbing a lift when a car pulled up. I opened the door and jumped in, saying hello, thanks, nice day etc. The couple in the front stopped talking and gave me a wierd look and the kid in the back seat was looking at me like I was an axe murderer. They'd stopped at the drive-way to thier house.
2006-11-17 16:07:35
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answered by foogill 4
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ok in first grade We were coming in from recess and that i fairly fairly had to pee and nicely... couldnt carry it. So i began to pee myself. I panicked so i began dancing and jumping around the hallway like some new indian dance strikes.. crashing into coat racks and stuff even as absolutely everyone from recess is coming in and that i'm dancing round them till i realized the rest room and ran in. Hahah It wasnt humorous for sure on the time yet Im like in tears in the present day i'm giggling so problematic =D
2016-11-25 01:58:30
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answered by faccone 4
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well i was going to the ladies bathroom in this jap restaurant
and suddenly out of the blue moon
somebody open the knob
hah!just imagine i was peeing...
and i was like dumstruck
luckilly she didnt see the whole thing
bcos i managed to cover
and she was like sorry
ive made a mental note
just remeber to lock the knob
tht was embrassing
gosh!
wat a stupid moment i have..
2006-11-17 16:09:35
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answered by ~electra~ 4
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getting caught by a cop in my car behind an abandoned grocery store. then making up a story to tell her mother since she was 17 and the cop had to call her to make sure she could be with me. (i'm not that old lol)
2006-11-17 16:04:44
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answered by mnorth12 3
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swimming diagonal in a pool race that was on a funniest video tv series..
2006-11-17 16:02:33
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answered by Anonymous
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having to get my truck jump started on my first date with my now wife on our first date.
We sat in a parking lot chit-chatting for over an hour with my radio on; and the battery died. I had to ask a stranger for a jump start. lol
2006-11-17 16:02:32
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answered by Joe Somebody 6
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i was just about to make set love to my first girl friend, and then she got naed, and told me to take my clothes off, and just as we where about to have sex, i came all over here, so i never penatraded her,
2006-11-17 16:03:42
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answered by Mr.LoNlEy95963 1
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