A man gets out of his car having parked in a space designated for the disabled. A parking attendant is suspicious in view of no apparent disabled badge on the windsreen.
He asks the man "Excuse me sir; what is the nature of your disability?"
"I've got Tourettes you f**king w@nker"
2006-11-17 15:44:25 · 10 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little boy is in the bath tub washing, and he grabs his balls..he says "mommy? are these my brains?" and she smiles and says "not yet honey"
*wink*
2006-11-17 15:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by crimson_ghost03 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i once parked in a disabled bay, the warden asked me what my disability was i replied " have you seen the state of my girlfriend?"
2006-11-18 03:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8 out of ten as I haven't heard it before.
2006-11-17 23:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by gnine 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That could probably work if you add in a couple more random cuss words. ^o^
2006-11-17 23:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
eh not bad..do people with tourettes know they have tourettes?
2006-11-17 23:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lame
2006-11-17 23:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by tnkster71 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-11-18 05:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
boring as hell and corny too
2006-11-18 00:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Rhiannon 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like it......8.5 out of 10
2006-11-17 23:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO!
2006-11-18 02:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋