father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2006-11-17 15:17:16 · 25 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just wanted to remind you that this joke was posted many times.
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A little editing would have shortened the joke.... See, 2 lines are reduced.
father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
2006-11-17 18:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XP That is probably something I would do... >.>;; But I don't think it's possible because my room is messy 24/7. I'm suppose to be cleaning it right now! Anyways, I really like this one! Funny! Sounds like something from a comedy joke book thing, and I love those!
2006-11-17 23:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Nyan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! OMG for a moment I was sitting here going "this is a lot sadder than it can ever be funny" but the end was great! Good job and keep em coming! n_nV
2006-11-17 23:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-17 23:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest thing in the world I may die from laughing!!oh no my stomach is beginning to ferment.
2006-11-18 00:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still funny
2006-11-18 04:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by De DE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original never heard it before
that was the funniest joke i have heard all week. YOU PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE. NOW HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
2006-11-18 00:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny damn my sons lousy at college why dont i get a tidy room now n again and a dear mum letter
2006-11-17 23:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too long and it wasn't all that funny,
but for some reason, I just loved it.
Do more.
2006-11-18 02:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.
i just read that on myspace, except it was mom and the lady was wendy.
same thing, still funny.
2006-11-18 01:14:05 · answer #10 · answered by Joey Joe, yo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋