Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.
2006-11-17 14:54:46 · 11 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.....You have to be the funniest person in the world...I LOVE YOUR JOKES!!!! <3
2006-11-17 14:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I must say, that's one of the first ones that I actually didn't see coming.
2006-11-18 00:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lol thats funny
2006-11-17 22:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by what?! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was worth it haha good one
2006-11-17 23:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tydie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That IS good
2006-11-17 23:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a pretty good one.
2006-11-17 22:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that good but funny
2006-11-18 00:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by Jr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one, AGAIN? (Just SLIGHTLY different version.)
2006-11-17 23:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT
2006-11-17 23:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! lol!
2006-11-17 22:56:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋