RIDDLES! Try to figure these out!?

Question

put the number b4 ur answer and try to figure as much as u can. one with most correct answers wins best answer!

1. What did one chip say to the other?
2. What does mother earth catch fish with?
3. What has eyes but cannot see?
4. How can you tell the difference between two trees?
5. What do whales eat?

Answer 1

1. would you like a dip
2. her hair net
3. potatoes
4. the roots
5. lots of little fish

Answer 2

1. Let's go for a dip!
2.Worms
3. A potato
4. With a tape measure
5.Plankton

Answer 3

i replaced into keen to leap on the 'air' bandwagon if i'd have discovered the way it turns pancakes brown or would make me explode if I looked at it. So i imagine Im sticking with my unique concept which replaced into ...... "are you able to wager the riddle?" NOPE, NO way, not plausible. Now Im gonna bypass blow on some pancake batter reason its breakfast time.

Answer 4

1.. let's go for a dip
2. hair net
3 potato
4 subtract one from the other, and see what it "leaves"
5. chicken of the sea

Answer 5

You need to grow up<3

Answer 6

1. I thought we were supposed to feel better after a hot oil spa ? ,But i feel really fried now !
2. A fault line
3.A potato
4.Look at them
5.Depends what species of whale it is

Answer 7

1. Let's go for a dip!
2. dk
3. potato, needle, hurricane. etc.
4. dk
5. dk

Answer 8

1dk
2dk
3needle, mississippi (the letter) painting, hurricane, potatoes, a blind person,
4tape measure
5krill (from finding nemo, i don't even know what they are!)

Answer 9

3. potato

Answer 10

You dip!
What ever she wants.
A potato. (Or a painting.)
Lift there leaves.
Blubber chips?