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2006-11-17 14:18:42 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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God has a sense of humor:


Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above which is God says: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The God says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. God says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. God Says "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," God commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms God. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. God goes: "un-feckin-believable!"

2006-11-17 14:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by toronto_guy77 2 · 0 0

Never been to heaven to hear God laugh, but I believe He has a sense of humor. Where it talks about trying to remove a mote from thy brother's eye, when there is a beam in thine own eye, that is funny. A mote is a small piece of trash, like a splinter. A beam in biblical times was about the size of a 4x4, about eight feet long! Remove the beam in thine own eye, then you can see clearly to remove the mote from thy brother's eye. That is humor if I ever heard it!

2006-11-17 14:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by Darryl L 4 · 0 0

One Hundred Percent certain he does! I mean, he made all these people who are so unbelieving in the Way with their pointless comments, right???

Sorry, that was rude...

But of course God laughs at funny things. We were made in His image, and He gave us humor! Use it, buddy!

2006-11-17 14:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cheeto_babe 1 · 1 0

Yeah, but he has a weird sense of humor. He laughs when people fall off buildings but he doesn't think it's funny when somene gets hit with a pie in the face.

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

2006-11-17 21:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 0 1

Of course! God gave us laughter as a wonderful medicine. I saw a report by Sanjay Gupta on CNN this morning that said that laughter relieves stress and improves our immune system.

2006-11-17 14:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If god represent earth, the funny laugh will be a disater.

2006-11-17 14:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0 1

Yes, he does! And he laughs so hard sometimes that he snorts a little and slaps his knee.
He laughs so much sometimes it's hard to breathe, but it feels so good. And everytime he laughs another sleeping angel wakes up.

2006-11-17 14:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by Solunas 4 · 1 0

Jee..... God laughes all the time... and unfortunately not when something is funny... What do u think "God" was doin' at 9/11 if not laughing???? uh???? UH??????

2006-11-17 14:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hi.dear!,no...He doesn't..because He's not like us,humans!we are the ones who laugh..He is the one who never changes...&laughing is an action which needs changing...we,humans,are changing all the time...everything we do needs our changing...for example when we laugh,our facial muscles change their length&so on..but God isn't like that...for example when we do sth which satisfies God...,He doesn't get delighted..WE come to the path of God's satisfaction...or when we do sth wrong...WE come to the path of God's unsatisfaction...so He never changes...we are capable to change...He won't change because He doesn't need to..He's the best

2006-11-17 14:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by afsane r 2 · 0 0

Remember, God made us in his likeness, so whatever may seem funny to you probably seems funny to Him.

2006-11-17 14:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Stevie F 4 · 1 0

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