A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a hot
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that
I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
***?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
2006-11-17 14:13:08 · 19 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well I thought it was funny lol
2006-11-17 14:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny i give it a 5/10
2006-11-17 22:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was terrible...ive made funnier noises out of my @ss
2006-11-17 22:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by FiddiTheHomeWrecker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one, very good!
2006-11-17 22:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Good guy.
2006-11-17 23:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2006-11-17 22:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-17 22:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by MissLady0608 n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a teachers aide---very funny!
2006-11-17 22:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by sherrie t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-17 22:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by darlene100568 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-17 22:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by impz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋